Update 19/10/2009
Important Announcement!
In light of recent events, and the expectation that there will be high velocity collisions as soon as November, Black Hole bunker is having a sale on all items! Use code WRALLGNADIE to receive 15% off all Personal model item or code OHGDITHPPNG to receive 25% all Bunker models in the ARK range
Note: we are now also selling hoodies!
Here at Black Hole Bunker, we don't know what's going to happen on October 21 when the CERN LHC starts collision experiments (although we have a pretty good idea) We do know that people want to be protected from its obviously hazardous outcomes. We aim to provide you, the smart consumer with the tools he or she needs to survive in the highly probable ensuing cosmic and gravitational anomaly ridden outcome. Our two most popular products are PCACFG's (Personal Cosmic Anomaly Containment Field Generators) and the now famous Black Hold Bunker.
PCAFCFGs are designed to be fashionable so you won't feel gaudy when atyour next social event, whether it be entertaining guests or defendingyour person from roaming gravitational anomolies. Portable enough to becarried at the hip and still powerful enough to contain most smallsized anomalies Check them out here
The Original Total Gravitational Anomalous Event Bunkers, aka "Black Hole Bunker" is more for the potential of a larger catastrophe personal bunker testing such as the end of the planet or more. Our bunkers are so well designed and hermetically sealed that even we cant get in them, but I'm sure you could. Instead of a family trip to Disneyland, why not invest in the safety of you and your closest family or friends. Protecting them and providing a viewpoint to the end of the universe as we know it. the view from inside will be far more spectacular than the most amazing rollercoaster, as you watch the mass of the planet being drawn towards what used to be Geneva but is now becoming more of an event horizon. Then, as the last living beings in the universe, you can watch the rest
of it also fall through the event horizon. Our technicians advise us that this may appear to take some time as time appears to slow closing in on the event horizon of the black hole, so we have designed our bunkers to be fully life supporting for up to 3 weeks, which we figure would be about as long as you would want to watch it anyway. Our range of Bunkers in various sizes are here
Buy now and get a free copy of The Bible - 'Revelations' for your perusal as the universe shrinks around you.
