Black Hole Bunker is focused on providing products and solutions in the
accidental Black Hole creation from CERN's Large Hadron Collider. We
cant stop the scientists at CERN from starting up the Large Hadron
Collider but we can certainly protect you from the expected anomalies
its going to create. We guarantee to ship our products to arrive before
21 November 2009* to protect you from the"collision event" or any
subsequent experiment failures. If you’re notsure the LHC will cause
inevitable doom of the universe, have a look at our info page.
(*pending stock availability)
Update 27/07/2010
We were pleased to hear the enevitable black hole creation looks like its on hold another year. The CERN LHC is going to be under maintenance for 2012 and it looks like its going to put all the other accelerators out of action for this time aswell! (link) This is great news for you, our valuable customers (and our R&D team!). You can look forward to some new models coming out later this year, including a new super sized bunker and a more powerful personal lines models!
Update 19/07/2010
With the announcement of the new Linear Accelerator our R&D team have been working hard to ensure that our bunkers are up to the job. We are pleased to advise all our customers that our existing products are compliant and will work just as well with either linear or circular accelerator generated anomalies. Also a quick note the personal line VX100 model is nearing its first production run. Pre-order now and save 10%
Update 16/04/2010
Our R&D team have been working hard on a new personal lines device. This is a rough picture from our marketing guys. the real deal will be launched in quarter 3 of this year
Update 19/10/2009
Important Announcement!
In light of recent events, and the expectation that there will be high velocity collisions as soon as November, Black Hole bunker is having a sale on all items! Use code WRALLGNADIE to receive 15% off all Personal model item or code OHGDITHPPNG to receive 25% all Bunker models in the ARK range
Update 18/10/2009
Black Hole Bunker, Now selling Hoodies!
Due to high demand on our Bunkers and Personal Cosmic Anomaly Containment Field Devices, we are offering a warm hoody with a 50/50 Cotton-Gravitronic blend that will keep you safe, maybe.
Black Hole Bunker is focused on providing products and solutions in the accidentalBlack Hole creation from CERN's Large Hadron Collider. We cant stop thescientists at CERN from starting up the Large Hadron Collider but we cancertainly protect you from the expected anomalies its going to create. We guaranteeto ship our products to arrive before 21 October 2008* to protect you from the"collision event" or any subsequent experiment failures. If you’re notsure the LHC will cause inevitable doom of the universe, have a look at our info page.
(*pending stock availability)
In simple terms, a 'Black Hole' is a point in space that has a lot of mass and so has a lot of gravity. If you have something with a lot of gravity, it's going to pull other bits of whatever is around it into it, giving it a larger mass and gravitational pull. Mass does not equal physical size, a black hole could be generated at a very small scale, like at the end of the large particle collider. CERN intend to generate blackholes from 21 October 2008, Protect yourselves!
Our two primary product lines are Personal Cosmic Anomaly Field Containment Generators and Total Gravitational Anomalous Event Bunkers. Our PCACFGs are designed to be fashionable so you won't feel gaudy when atyour next social event, whether it be entertaining guests or defendingyour person from roaming gravitational anomolies. Portable enough to becarried at the hip and still powerful enough to contain most smallsized anomalies.Check them out here
The Original Total Gravitational Anomalous Event Bunkers, aka "Black Hole Bunker" is more for the potential of a larger catastrophe 
such as the end of the planet or more. Our bunkers are sowell designed and hermetically sealed that even we cant get in them,but im sure you could. Instead of a family trip to Disneyland, why notinvest in the safety of you and your closest family or friends. Protecting them and providing a viewpoint to the end of the universe as we know it. theview from inside will be far more spectacular than the most amazing rollercoaster, asyou watch the mass of the planet being drawn towards what used to beGeneva but is now becoming more of an event horizon. Then, as the lastliving beings in the universe, you can watch the rest of it also fallthrough the event horizon. Our technicians advise us that this mayappear to take some time as time appears to slow closing in on theevent horizon of the black hole, so we have designed our bunkers to befully life supporting for up to 3 weeks, which we figure would be aboutas long as you would want to watch it anyway.
